Round 14 saw Melbourne City host Perth Glory at AAMI Park in a fixture that was the equivalent of a meeting that could have been an email.
If Monday were a fixture, this game would have been it. If we had a game between vegans and Cross-fitters, this is what we would have seen. The total of two shots on target for Perth and none for City means that I have less material for this write up than those weird bather ads popping up on Facebook that require designer vaginas. And for these reasons, no further match review or highlight package is required. Here is a picture of my dog:
By Hayley Leedham